The Real Reason Behind the Phil Robertson Backlash (Duck Dynasty)


What happened here is clear to me:

The attention and praise Duck Dynasty was receiving from all walks of life was extremely frustrating to those in the media and some on the far-left. Their entire stereotype of southerners and conservatives was being dismantled with every episode. People supported a generational family who have faith in a particular religion and who practice a unity that liberalism has tried to minimize. It went against their cause in making broken homes, illegitimate children, and the lack of personal responsibility an acceptable norm in this country.

Deep down they hated this show; with all their heart. But they were forced to keep their mouths shut because Duck Dynasty was so popular they would risk looking foolish if they tried to push back..... Until now.

Their wish came true. A man spoke, in depth, about his personal beliefs, and they surrounded like a pack of disgusting hyenas. The same people who will shamelessly attack an African-American conservative for not being a slave to the leftist dogma; are the same types of people who will disparage a successful man, who worked hard his entire life; provided for his family; loves his children and grandchildren; and a man who tells the truth about how he feels.

These people are reprehensible human beings. And that she be clearly noted.

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Obamacare: The Liberal-Utopia-Dementia


The thing with "Liberal Utopia Dementia"; is that their process of reasoning is so skewed, that in their mind, hurting the American people, while taking away their choices, is completely necessary.

 Millions of people are losing their insurance. And it's not that they refuse to take responsibility; it's that their sickness doesn't allow them to recognize their own glaring mistakes. It really is a sickness. 

How else do you explain a willingness to hurt so many people? Liberalism is Lennie petting the American people to death.

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Greatest Movie Scene Ever!





I Need A Hero - Johnny-5

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All Signs Point to Shit Being Fucked (Part 10)


Have you ever given yourself a pat on the back while masturbating? -I have. 

Have you ever thought, "Maybe I actually am an idiot"? 

Have you ever looked up at the stars and said to yourself, "I'm not impressed"?

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Dennis Miller Decimates Obama and Axelrod

Here's the clip of Dennis commenting on the public statements made by President Obama and David Axelrod about the Boston Marathon terrorist attack:



Dennis makes a great point about how the left ascribes racism where there is none. And how President Obama tip-toes around blaming terrorism (while making political expedient tragedies a cause of his)

My Spinning Back Kick (Joe Rogan Style)


As part of my fitness routine, I like to train myself in different types of fighting techniques.  -General kick-boxing, ground-and-pound type sessions. However, I had never really tried performing a Spinning Back Kick. Body and Head leg kicks, yes. But never a SBK. 

I saw a YouTube video of Joe Rogan teaching GSP how to use the Tae Kwon Do SBK effectively. It came naturally to me. After a few minutes I got the hang of it and on my 3rd practice I was able to get some substantial power out of them. Check It Out.

Me. The AR-15. And A 30 Round Mag (Gun Control)




Guns aren't the problem. I have owned a firearm for years and my gun has never jumped out of its holster and killed anyone.

The problem is: the illegal use of handguns by violent criminals or psychopaths. -you can't ban that. And you can't pick and choose which parts of the Constitution you want or don't want.

And  my message to the Far-Left:  

Be pro-choice! Support my choice to be a legal gun owner. Support my choice to own and drive a vehicle (which are responsible for far more deaths). Support my choice to defend myself. Support my choice speak up for my rights. Be pro-choice. It's my body and my life.

Thanks for being pro-choice!

--The 2nd Amendment is real. You can't pick and choose

Obama Blames GOP in Hopscotch Deaths


This morning President Obama blamed Senate Republicans for the deaths of 27 kids during a school yard hopscotch game.

The beloved childhood activity took a bizarre twist when John Boehner slapped a youngster after the boy claimed his mom was upset because the GOP refused to pay for her birth control and then denied her access to an abortion; forcing the mother to give birth to him. From there, all hell broke lose! 

The line at the end of the last hop point was backed up. dozens of kids were smashed together; creating a funnel of destruction and despair. 5 kids, including two girls suffocated under the immense pressure. 12 survivors made it out alive but unfortunately, 27 perished.

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Twitter: A Love Note


For too long, I have went without love in my heart. For too long, this world has been a cruel place. For too long, my life has been empty.

But I was saved!

You came like a thief in the night, wearing night vision goggles; completely naked wearing only one tube sock. Your reverence shot a tingle down my leg like that tingle Chris Matthews felt when he crapped his pants watching President Obama sneeze; falling instantly in love.

You gave me hope where there was none. Time, where none existed. Erections, when strapping a few horses to my pickup failed. 

My world is whole now. I've hash-tagged my way to happiness. I've felt the lightning bolt of love all the way from my head to my toes. Every morning is like Christmas morning when I wake up to you by my side. I can tell you anything. And you will always listen. You will always be there for me. I Belieb in ThatAwkwardMomentWhen two people make eye contact during sex.

You are my sunshine Twitter. You are my smiley face on the LOL of life. 

#JustSayin I love you,

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George Bush in a Bathtub

Yet, another reason why GW is awesome!