Opinionnation Times

Dennis Miller Decimates Obama and Axelrod

Here's the clip of Dennis commenting on the public statements made by President Obama and David Axelrod about the Boston Marathon terrorist attack:

Dennis makes a great point about how the left ascribes racism where there is none. And how President Obama tip-toes around blaming terrorism (while making political expedient tragedies a cause of his)

My Spinning Back Kick (Joe Rogan Style)

As part of my fitness routine, I like to train myself in different types of fighting techniques. -General kick-boxing, ground-and-pound type sessions. However, I had never really tried performing a Spinning Back Kick. Body and Head leg kicks, yes. But never a SBK.

I saw a YouTube video of Joe Rogan teaching GSP how to use the Tae Kwon Do SBK effectively. It came naturally to me. After a few minutes I got the hang of it and on my 3rd practice I was able to get some substantial power out of them. Check It Out.

Me. The AR-15. And A 30 Round Mag (Gun Control)

Guns aren't the problem. I have owned a firearm for years and my gun has never jumped out of its holster and killed anyone.

The problem is: the illegal use of handguns by violent criminals or psychopaths. -you can't ban that. And you can't pick and choose which parts of the Constitution you want or don't want.

And my message to the Far-Left:

Be pro-choice! Support my choice to be a legal gun owner. Support my choice to own and drive a vehicle (which are responsible for far more deaths). Support my choice to defend myself. Support my choice speak up for my rights. Be pro-choice. It's my body and my life.

Thanks for being pro-choice!

--The 2nd Amendment is real. You can't pick and choose

Obama Blames GOP in Hopscotch Deaths

This morning President Obama blamed Senate Republicans for the deaths of 27 kids during a school yard hopscotch game.

The beloved childhood activity took a bizarre twist when John Boehner slapped a youngster after the boy claimed his mom was upset because the GOP refused to pay for her birth control and then denied her access to an abortion; forcing the mother to give birth to him. From there, all hell broke lose!

The line at the end of the last hop point was backed up. dozens of kids were smashed together; creating a funnel of destruction and despair. 5 kids, including two girls suffocated under the immense pressure. 12 survivors made it out alive but unfortunately, 27 perished.

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Twitter: A Love Note

For too long, I have went without love in my heart. For too long, this world has been a cruel place. For too long, my life has been empty.

But I was saved!

You came like a thief in the night, wearing night vision goggles; completely naked wearing only one tube sock. Your reverence shot a tingle down my leg like that tingle Chris Matthews felt when he crapped his pants watching President Obama sneeze; falling instantly in love.

You gave me hope where there was none. Time, where none existed. Erections, when strapping a few horses to my pickup failed.

My world is whole now. I've hash-tagged my way to happiness. I've felt the lightning bolt of love all the way from my head to my toes. Every morning is like Christmas morning when I wake up to you by my side. I can tell you anything. And you will always listen. You will always be there for me. I Belieb in ThatAwkwardMomentWhen two people make eye contact during sex.

You are my sunshine Twitter. You are my smiley face on the LOL of life.

#JustSayin I love you,

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George Bush in a Bathtub

Yet, another reason why GW is awesome!

Paul Harvey: If I Were The Devil

Prophetic.

Touré: "An Aborted Fetus Saved My Life"

Touré explains how the termination of his first unborn child, years ago, made it possible to love his real child now. -Watch the insane liberal-logic at work

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Side-note: I'm not pro-choice or pro-life; expect I'm against late-stage abortion. The personal choice is one I have not had to make or even think about. It's an issue with no right answer or right position.

How Republicans Win 2016

Step one: Nominate a charismatic candidate with new ideas and who isn't afraid to speak his fuckin' mind!

Step two: stay away from old, tired super-religious conservatives

Step 3: Play dirty

Step 4: play really dirty

Step 5: Play really, really dirty.

Step 6: Win at all costs.. you bunch of pansy-ass, timid, frightened automaton idiots!

We are never going to have the media on our side. And, as we saw during the 2012 campaign with President Obama, the most efficient way to claim the White House in modern times, is to hail outlandish accusations at your opponents.

We watched Mitt Romney sit back while the Left dragged him through the mud; kicking him with steel-toed boots while mocking his religion and reveling in his failures.

We watched John McCain (a war hero with decades of leadership) lose to the most unqualified presidential candidate in US history. [Let me say that again: The most unqualified presidential candidate in history]. Senator McCain thought he could 'rise above' negative campaigning; he thought being civil toward the opponent was what the country needed in a leader. -He basically took a shit in one hand and hoped in the other... and we all saw which hand filled up first.

I want a candidate who is going to point out the stupidity of the opponent. I want someone who will have the guts to publicly laugh at the fact that a man with no qualifications, is actually trying to be president. I want a candidate who is going to say, "this is bullshit, we all know this is bullshit." -We have our issues. We have our message. We are on the right side of most arguments.... we simply need someone willing to do what it takes to win... otherwise, if we lose, being right means absolutely nothing.

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