God: "Pat Robertson is an Idiot"

The televangelist Pat Robertson has announced that God has directly spoken to him and warned that the United States will be hit by huge storms this year. He also claimed that God told him the U.S. may be hit by a tsunami.

VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. -- The Rev. Pat Robertson says God has told him that storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America's coastline this year.

The founder of the Christian Broadcasting Network has told viewers of "The 700 Club" that the revelations came to him during his annual personal prayer retreat in January. "If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8.

…If you heard the Lord right? This guy has entered crazy town and the storms of insanity have wiped away all possible exits. Listen, if God tells you things then I’m Gandhi drunk at a bowling alley.

I don’t know which is worse: A guy duping his followers into thinking he talks to God, in order to steal their money, or actually believing he receives annual messages from him. Either way, I am tired of having to hear about some crazed religious nut telling me he is an ambassador to Heaven.

God told you a tsunami might hit the coast, huh? Yeah, well God told me he wants you to shut the hell up.