Qualifications for the Liberal Blog

Lately, I have been visiting some websites and I have realized something about the liberal blogger… They’re insane! No offense…

Qualifications to be a liberal blogger:

1. Hypocrisy must run deep within your blood.
2. You have to have a dumb “Impeach Bush” tag somewhere on your site.
3. You hate Fox News because someone told you to hate Fox News.
4. You don’t think the media is biased.
5. You have to say Bush is corrupt or else you won’t fit in.
6. You think the Valerie Plame leak is worse than outing secret prisons and plane routes of the CIA.
7. Insanity is a must.
8. Bush killed 2,000 soldiers in Iraq not Al Qaeda and Insurgents.
9. You have to say the war is for oil or else your mind explodes from trying to think for yourself.
10. Democrats were magically tricked into voting for the war and the Patriot Act.
11. You have to think Al Franken is funny.
12. You must get your news from a comedy show on Comedy Central.
13. You have to be dumb enough to think Democrats care about the poor.
14. You have to think that Bush is more comparable to Hitler than Hussein is to Hitler.
15. You have to blame Bush for everything even a Hurricane.
16. You have to actually believe Fahrenheit 9-11 was an accurate accounting of the Bush Administration.
17 Pretend to be oppressed.
18. Whine! You must whine!

Oh, I almost forgot about the conspiracy theories. We can’t go a day without hearing one. For example: The Left thinks the media is protecting Bush...