Jon Stewart for President?

The Comedy Central clown is beginning to dispel rumors that he and Stephen Colbert are gearing up for a 2008 White House run. A campaign movement, if you will, of retards has sprung up like a rank mushroom from the dog shit that is the liberal-internet folk. NEW YORK — Those people wearing "Stewart/Colbert '08" T-shirts can stop hoping — Comedy Central's fake news stars have no intention of making a run for the White House.

Jon Stewart said the T-shirts promoting him and Stephen Colbert "are a real sign of how sad people are" with the state of affairs in the country. "Nothing says 'I am ashamed of you my government' more than 'Stewart/Colbert '08,' Stewart told an audience Sunday at the New Yorker Festival.

No Jon. People wanting you and Stephen Colbert to run for President is not a sign of how sad people are with the state of the nation. It’s a sign of how fucking stupid the people who enjoy your show can really be. You know who I'm talking about... the audience that you garner; the people who clap at the most nonsensical, idiotic talking points and overused jokes you and your staff of Democratic cocksuckers hash out.

And for the people who have actually purchased or sport a Stewart/Colbert 08 badge on your website or on your person… do the world a favor and shoot yourself in the face. You fuckin’ douchebag.