I Gotcha State of the Union Right Here

The Economy is very good
Afghanistan is a great success (only a partisan idiot would deny that)
Gas Prices are falling
the Dow continues to break record highs
Unemployment is at record lows
Housing is still strong
Partisanship is the trend in Washington
Congress is Corrupt
The War on Terror has gone remarkably well in various terms (only a partisan idiot would deny that)

...But Iraq is obviously a disaster (only a partisan idiot would.. blah, blah, blah)

As far as the President’s speech is concerned, I don’t really give a shit about what he’s going to say. After his last troop surge speech I can’t take anymore stupid generalities of hope. Either do something or shut the fuck up and get out of the way.