Global Warming... On Mars!!!

It seems that while Earth’s polar ice caps have been melting, our friends, the Martians, have been dealing with a little bit of global warming themselves. And I’ve just received a breaking report from Mars that indicates it’s not George Bush’s fault... it's the "wobbles".

National Geographic) Simultaneous warming on Earth and Mars suggests that our planet's recent climate changes have a natural—and not a human- induced—cause, according to one scientist's controversial theory.

In 2005 data from NASA's Mars Global Surveyor and Odyssey missions revealed that the carbon dioxide "ice caps" near Mars's south pole had been diminishing for three summers in a row.

Habibullo Abdussamatov, head of the St. Petersburg's Pulkovo Astronomical Observatory in Russia, says the Mars data is evidence that the current global warming on Earth is being caused by changes in the sun. "The long-term increase in solar irradiance is heating both Earth and Mars," he said.

Uh-oh! So what do the most devout global warmers have to say about the fact Mars is being warmed by natural occurrences, not humans? Well, according to them, this whole simultaneous warming-thing is one big cosmically ironic coinkeedink; that should in no way, get in the way of a global tax and the undermining of American power:

"His views are completely at odds with the mainstream scientific opinion," said Colin Wilson, a planetary physicist at England's Oxford University... The conventional theory is that climate changes on Mars can be explained primarily by small alterations in the planet's orbit and tilt, not by changes in the sun. "Wobbles in the orbit of Mars are the main cause of its climate change in the current era"...

All planets experience a few wobbles as they make their journey around the sun. Earth's wobbles are known as Milankovitch cycles... Mars and Earth wobble in different ways, and most scientists think it is pure coincidence that both planets are between ice ages right now.

If I may, let me get this straight. On Earth, it’s all America’s fault for the slight increase in overall temperature but on Mars it’s the “wobbles”? --I guess when geopolitics are involved it’s best to use humans and not the wobbles to push your agenda of mass hysteria. Otherwise, how can you blame the United States?