The Fatman Cometh

Stunning news: Michael Moore is a big fat socialist weasel who has a new movie coming out (exciting, huh?).

"Sicko” is what his new film is called (if you care. ‘cause I sure as hell don’t). But the NY Post seems to care about what they’re labeling “Moore’s ‘Sicko’ Stunt”. A stunt in which he uses the heartbreaking illness of 9/11 rescue workers to shill for his best pal, Fidel Castro. A stunt you can read about
here while I get to my point.

This will be the last time I ever post about Michael Moore. Frankly, I don’t know why I ever did in the first place. In order for me to care about him or his politics I would have to consider his opinions at least, somewhat legitimate. Obviously, they are not legitimate or even worthy of my criticism. But I feel compelled to mention this because I’m tired of having to read about him.

So, the point: Many bloggers are going to feel the need to write about the fatman in the coming months. The reason: because when he starts promoting his film, his chins are gonna be in everyone’s face for like two solid months. He’ll be everywhere from Leno to Letterman and to even Conan O’Brein (I hope not because I don’t want to miss the show that night). Anyway, this is simply a plea, to anyone who is listening, to not waste your time, or my time, or anyone’s time by posting a blog about Michael Moore.

Please, no more! I don’t care. No one cares. And I don’t feel like going through another cycle of Michael Moore blogging. Now I’m going back to my beer.