Hillary Wants to Go Timecop on Bush

What happens when you’re all out of ideas and you have to do something to impress your semi-retarded political base? Well, you bash President Bush and bring up a speech in which a background banner read “Mission Accomplished”, of course.

Associated Press) Democrat Hillary Rodham Clinton denounced President Bush on Saturday for his "Mission Accomplished" speech and said his conduct of the Iraq war was "one of the darkest blots on leadership we've ever had."

Addressing delegates at the California State Democratic Party convention, Clinton said that if elected president in 2008, she would end the war. The New York senator also promised to "treat all Americans with dignity and equality no matter who you are and who you love."

One of the darkest blots we’ve ever had, huh? Unlike the white blots of “leadership” Billy Boy left all over miss piggy’s blue dress? -I mean, it’s not like Al Qaeda had already attacked this country and our interests several times and was growing in strength while planning 9/11... Lucky for us we had those white blots of leadership during that time.

But wait... I haven’t even gotten to the best part:

"Somebody said to me that he wished we could just rewind the 21st century and just eliminate the Bush-Cheney administration, with all their mistakes and misjudgments," she said to cheers. "People are ready for leaders who understand it is our votes who put them in power, our tax dollars that pay the bills."

Uh, did she just endorse the elimination of the Bush Administration by a time-traveling assassin? And even more ridiculous: did she just insinuate she’s some sort of "leader"? -This is coming from a woman who has more phony accents than a Hyundai car lot in Mexico... so take from it what you will.