Cops Seek 'Pros' Who Removed Man's Testicles

If that Star Tribune headline isn't the best of the year, I don’t know what is.

Apparently a Minnesota man was having chronic testicular pain but was unable to convince a medical staff to have them surgically removed. So it seems like he perused the internet and found a few ‘professionals’ to conduct the procedure at his home:
A St. Paul man, complaining of chronic pain, wanted to have his testicles removed. When conventional medical staff refused to do the job, he hired other "professionals" to take off his testicles, according to the search warrant affidavit.

Two or three people operated on the man, Russell Daniel Angus, 62, a couple weeks ago at his home in St. Paul. He was unconscious during the surgery, and when he woke up, his testicles had been removed...

His groin area was bleeding heavily, so he called his daughter. She called for help. When police arrived, they found a makeshift operating room set up in the upper level of the house. There were bright lights, an apparent operating table, medical supplies and equipment, and a camera.