God Awful Breaking News!


Disaster
Chaos
Downturn
Shooting
Looting
Vandals
Mugger
Hostage
Brittany Spears
War
Poverty
Recession
Airstrike
Suicide
Casualties
Racism
Homophobia
Heterophobia
Black-Dude-aphobia
Death
Molestation

And Rosie O'Donnell


-just making sure we're all caught up with the news