Alicia Keys Goes All Rev. Wright

I’ve always liked Alicia Keys. I’ve always thought that she was a lesbian, too. Anyway, her and Rev. Wright might get along well together:

NEW YORK (AP) - There's another side to Alicia Keys: conspiracy theorist. The Grammy-winning singer-songwriter tells Blender magazine: "'Gangsta rap' was a ploy to convince black people to kill each other. 'Gangsta rap' didn't exist."

Keys, 27, said she's read several Black Panther autobiographies and wears a gold AK-47 pendant around her neck "to symbolize strength, power and killing 'em dead," according to an interview in the magazine's May issue, on newsstands Tuesday.

Another of her theories: That the bicoastal feud between slain rappers Tupac Shakur and Notorious B.I.G. was fueled "by the government and the media, to stop another great black leader from existing."

So, Whitey and the Jews killed Tupac after making him a multimillionaire in order to stop him from leading the hood to the promised land…? Did I get that right?

–See what happens when you read books, kids.