My Take on the Palin Pick

The first thought I had when I saw John McCain’s Vice-Presidential pick was, Damn she’s hot!

The second thought that ran through my head was, Man, she makes McCain look old.

As far as policy goes… I have no idea who she is or what she stands for. But one thing I know is that if morons like Laura Ingraham or Rush Limbaugh really like her, then I have to be a little hesitant about her nomination.

She seems to be a really down to earth person. However, it is obvious she was picked to steal votes from pissed off Hill-Dawg supporters. To be honest I would rather see her naked than in the White House. Although, seeing her naked in the White House, would be awesome!

How Hilariously Sad

Ron Paul followers gathering for own convention:

WASHINGTON (AP) - There's no room at the Xcel Energy Center for maverick Ron Paul, so his acolytes have packed their cars, hitched rides on "Ronvoys" and will pitch tents at Ronstock '08 in defiance of next week's GOP convention in St. Paul, Minn.

Almost 9,800 tickets had been sold for the Rally for the Republic, being held in Minneapolis, which seeks to bring together activists who are anti-war, anti-government regulation, anti-immigration, anti-taxes, anti-Federal Reserve, anti-outsourcing, pro-individual liberty, pro-civil liberties and pro-Paul.

The Ronvoys—fleets of buses and vans carrying Paul's loyalists—were to begin arriving Saturday. A few rally-goers planned to walk from Green Bay, Wis., and join up with Paul for the final miles of their Walk4Freedom. Other attendees are driving, carpooling or flying in for the convention alternative.

Hold It... Or Get the Fuck Out!

Don’t you hate when you’re at a ballgame and some idiot or some useless teenage bitch disrespects the National Anthem? –'Cause I sure do… so much so, that I wish I could smack them in the face.

But "The Boss", George Steinbrenner has taken it one beautiful step further:

(Lee Russakoff) The Boss doesn't want you moving during "God Bless America," and he'll kick you out of his stadium if you disobey.

Last year, George Steinbrenner instructed security officials at Yankee Stadium to ban anyone from "excessive movement" during the 7th inning rendition of "God Bless America."

Apparently, he was serious.

The folks over at Deadspin have broken the story that a a 29-year-old man from Queens "made the unfortunate decision to blatantly disregard 'God Bless America' and hit the head."

Police at the game thought the appropriate reaction to this America-hater was to forcibly eject him from the stadium…

Breaking: Obama names Hillary Clinton as VP

I just got a text message from myself indicating that Democratic presidential nominee, Barack Obama, has named Hillary Clinton as his running mate. I received the message at 9:30pm.

Message:

Dear loyal supporters,

I have chosen whom I believe is the best vice-presidential candidate in Hillary Clinton. This choice was not an easy one, but it is best for the campaign and for the country.

We are a united party… and we will win the presidency as a united party.

White House here we come!

Update: the text message that I sent myself was wrong. Biden has been picked for VP

Too Drunk to Fuck – Buckcherry

I put some pussy on layaway...

Far-Left: Screw Georgia, McCain is a Warmonger

I know… picking on moonbats is too easy. But, sometimes it is too funny to pass up:

(AmericaBlog) As you probably know, there's a growing crisis between Russia and the former Soviet state of Georgia. I won't get into the details, but it basically involves the Russian military moving into Georgia to help some separatists. Anyway, John McCain, in an effort to bolster his foreign policy/national security bona fides with the voters, has been talking tough about Georgia, threatening Russia, and just the other day, referring to his phone conversation with the Georgian leader, said "I know I speak for every American when I say to him, 'Today we are all Georgians.'"

No we are not.

This is why Americans, in the end, won't vote for John McCain. Making an equivalence between former Soviet Georgia and Soviet-occupied Berlin is, well, historically naive and clinically insane. It was worth risking war with the Soviet Union to defend Europe, it is not worth American going to war with Russia to defend Georgia, regardless of how good their yoghurt. The fact that John McCain thinks Georgia - Georgia! - is as vital to US national interests as Soviet-occupied Berlin says a lot about McCain's approach to foreign policy, none of it good. McCain is, at his core, a warmonger. 100 years in Iraq sound familiar? Bomb Iran? And now, "I know I speak for every American when I say to him, 'Today we are all Georgians.'"

Speak for yourself.

very compassionate...

President Bush is Still Cool

freakin' awesome:



President Bush talks with Andrea Duran and head coach Mike Candrea as he visits the practice of the U.S. women's softball team at the 2008 Summer Olympic games in Beijing, China Saturday, Aug. 9, 2008. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

Like I said, the Phoniest of the Phony

I am totally not shocked:

John Edwards repeatedly lied during his Presidential campaign about an extramarital affair with a novice filmmaker, the former Senator admitted to ABC News today.

In an interview for broadcast tonight on Nightline, Edwards told ABC News correspondent Bob Woodruff he did have an affair with 44-year old Rielle Hunter, but said that he did not love her.

Edwards also denied he was the father of Hunter's baby girl, Frances Quinn, although the one-time Democratic Presidential candidate said he has not taken a paternity test.

Barack Obama is Neo

Our minds have been imprisoned for 8 long years by the Bush Administration. But it seems that the world has its very own, personal Jesus Christ – Barack!

Barack “Neo” Obama: I know what you’re trying to do.

Rev. “Morpheus” Wright: I’m trying to free your mind.



Barack is the one; he's beginning to believe