Breaking: Obama names Hillary Clinton as VP

I just got a text message from myself indicating that Democratic presidential nominee, Barack Obama, has named Hillary Clinton as his running mate. I received the message at 9:30pm.


Dear loyal supporters,

I have chosen whom I believe is the best vice-presidential candidate in Hillary Clinton. This choice was not an easy one, but it is best for the campaign and for the country.

We are a united party… and we will win the presidency as a united party.

White House here we come!

Update: the text message that I sent myself was wrong. Biden has been picked for VP