Great Movie Quotes

You see, according to Cocteau's plan I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder - "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener".

-Demolition Man

Great Movie Quotes

Sometimes, I guess there’s just not enough rocks

-Forest Gump’s overview of Jenny’s return to her childhood home where she was molested by her father.

Holy Sheep Shit: Clay Aiken is Gay!

I had no idea:

NEW YORK — Clay Aiken is finally confirming what many people already knew: He's gay.

The cover of the latest People magazine shows Aiken holding his infant son, Parker Foster Aiken, with the headline: "Yes, I'm Gay." The cover also has the quote: "I cannot raise a child to lie or hide things."

The magazine has an interview with Aiken and confirmed that he was on the cover but refused to release the article to The Associated Press until Wednesday.

The baby's mother is Aiken's friend and record producer Jaymes Foster.

Aiken, who gained fame as the runner-up on "American Idol" in 2003, rarely addressed the frequent rumors about his sexuality. In an interview with The Associated Press two years ago, he said: "I don't really feel like I have anybody to answer to but myself and God and the people I love."

"Life" is Revived Next Monday

""Life" on NBC is about to start its second season next Monday. It is, by far, the best series currently on television (one of the best ever).

You can watch all the episodes (including the season 2 pre-air episode) @ And remember…

“You don’t have to understand here, to be here.”

Great Movie Quotes (#1)

"The football is like a one-man cold to Clifford Franklin. Clifford Franklin is the only man catchin' it, Clifford Franklin is the only man coming down wid it."

-The Replacements

How To Tell if a Politician is Phony

Whether it’s a Democrat or a Republican, a great way to tell that if a politician that you like is a complete hack, is if they do the sideways fist with the thumb over top. –You know, the Bill Clinton fist shake.

Remember that?

I’ve noticed that a lot of politicians (from both idiotic parties) use the sideways fist pump when they do television interviews or speeches; I have always noticed it. And every time I see someone do it, I think to myself, Get the fuck out of my face with that bullshit!

The mannerism is obviously fake. It's focus group nonsense. And you can tell that these jerk offs practice the stupid fist-pumpy thing in the mirror. They probably do it for hours. –Just talk like a normal fuckin' person for shit’s sake!

Fuck them and anyone like ‘em

The Lie-ing King (Bloodthirsty Attacks on Palin)

I watched this vid over at News Busters and I have to say that it is one of the most clever (and sinister) portrayals of the mainstream media. -Really worth the watch:

H/T: NewsBusters; found by fellow blogger Copious Dissent

Tina Fey to Play Sarah Palin on SNL

It is being reported that former SNL cast member/writer is being brought back to play superwoman Sarah Palin tonight.

Let me start by saying that Tina Fey was the worst thing to ever happen to Saturday Night Live. And her anchorship on the “Weekend Update” segment was so horrendous that I stopped watching the show all together. –I haven’t watched a show in forever.

However, I think Tina Fey may be perfect for this part. She looks a lot like Governor Palin and if SNL does it right, they can really create a funny character. Although, if they do take it to a partisan-hack direction (as they often do)… then they will ruin a good chance to bring the funny.

Update Video: Spot on

World Loves Obama; World is Stupid

BBC Poll: The World Wants to Elect Barack Obama

World Poll: Most of the world believes Al Qaeda was NOT responsible for the attacks of September 11th, 2001.

Interesting. Don’t you think?

Why the RNC was Most Watched Ever

Because average voters are looking for a reason to vote Republican

It is clear that most Americans are dissatisfied with the leadership of the Bush Administration. But the thing is, is that independent voters understand the Democratic Party and the liberal agenda. And because they are rational people, they want nothing of it.

Now, they are drawn to Obama for obvious reasons. But in the back of their mind, they are uncertain of the medias’ portrayal of Obama as a man of change. -They know the major media is in the tank. So what they are saying to themselves (and what is proved by the record viewership) is that, if John McCain and Sarah Palin can reaffirm my distrust of the Democratic Party I can feel at ease voting for another Republican after George W. Bush.

Average voters were looking for comfort. They don’t, for good reason, trust Democrats. It was the same reason George Bush was reelected in 2004. The Iraq war was a disaster and Bush was unpopular. Yet, he still won the election. Why? –Because there was no way in hell that America was going to put a liberal in the White House during war time.

Guess what? We’re still in a serious War on Terror. And despite Bush’s unpopularity, America knows that we cannot make a liberal the Commander-in-Chief of the US Armed Forces. -We still want to kill some terrorists.

Anti-American, troop-bashing Democrats have left a nasty taste in the back of their mouth. Obama was a refreshing alternative but that residual bitterness is almost impossible to wash away.

Oprah is Afraid to Hurt Barack “Neo” Obama

It looks like Oprah isn’t done polishing Obama’s knob.

Drudge is reporting that Oprah is afraid to give Sarah Palin the spotlight of her show because it might damage Neo. It seems that race trumps sex when it comes to Oprah’s personal Jesus Christ.

It is not like Oprah is only supporting Barack because he’s black… oh, wait. Yeah, she is.

Sarah Palin's Acceptance Speech

Wow! Wow! Wow!

Lieberman Punks DNC; Fred Guts Obama

I haven’t cheered out loud for politics in a long time. But thanks to Fred Thompson and Joe Lieberman I couldn’t help but stand up and cheer. I couldn’t help but cry (again) when Fred went over John McCain’s war-fighting and POW experience. And when he blasted Obama, I was yelling, It’s about fuckin’ time!

Thompson said Obama is "history-marking nominee for president," Thompson said. "History-making in that he is the most liberal, most inexperienced nominee to ever run for president.

That was the line that got me reenergized for this election. And when he said that McCain was a candidate, unlike Obama, who doesn’t need to apologize for America, I was jumping out of my chair.

After that, we had the real historic speech. A former Democratic VP nominee endorsing John McCain during a prime time speech at a Republican National Convention… that is historic. Obama’s speech was the same tired liberal talking points we’ve heard every year for the past 40 years. –historically boring if you ask me.

Joe Lieberman proved, about John McCain, what the Obama campaign can only pretend to posses.- Bi-partisanship. It doesn’t get any more bi-partisan than a lifelong Democrat supporting a Republican presidential nominee.

He made the point that when it comes to running this country in the times in which we live, it is about country first; not politics. It is about supporting a realistic candidate of change with a proven record of change, rather than an empty suit where the only indication of actual change is an oversized campaign button with the phrase “Change” in bold print on the face of it.

And guess what? Do you know what happens when you put the country first and you happen to be in the Democratic Party? You get attacked and threatened by your party leadership.

The day after Lieberman’s historic speech, Chuck Schumer proves Lieberman’s point by admitting that when it comes to gaining power, politics are first and the country is a distant second:

Charles Schumer, the senior Senator from New York, begs to differ [over Lieberman’s message]. In fact, most Democrats are furious with Lieberman.

"I like Joe Lieberman, but that's a big mistake for him," Schumer said. "To be pro-war and to have his views on the issues, everyone respects that. But you don't go over to the other side."

And former New Jersey Governor Tom Kean points out what will happen now that Lieberman put his country first and committed treason against the liberal agenda:

"He's going to be punished by the Democratic Party and he knows it. But he wants to do it because he thinks he's the best candidate for president," Kean said.

He is going to be punished… And it seems that Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid is very disappointed with Joe Lieberman. They have already pushed him out of their party but his leadership positions are at risk.

Movie Trailer Legend, Don LaFontaine Dies

He had one of those voices that was always meant to be here. Movies and TV wont be the same without him.

(CBC News) Don LaFontaine, the man who provided the sonorous voice for more than 5,000 movie trailers, died Monday at age 68.

LaFontaine died at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles of complications from a collapsed lung. He had been taken to the hospital Aug. 22 with a blood clot in the lung.

LaFontaine was known as the "king of the movie trailers," having done the trailer voiceovers for films such as Terminator, Fatal Attraction, Cheaper by the Dozen, Batman Returns and his personal favourite, The Elephant Man...

He also has been parodied by comedians such as Janeanne Garofolo and Pablo Francisco and even participated in parodies of himself, including a shtick in The Simpsons Movie in which Homer repeats what LaFontaine says right after he says it.

LaFontaine also did thousands of television commercials, network promotions, video game trailers and other spots.

And here is Pablo Fransisco doing a great paraody of Don:

One Step Closer to Freedom

I know many Democrats would rather see Iraq in tatters and Iraqis being slaughtered by the hundreds (so they could have taken over the White House in a landslide)… But thanks to American servicemen and women, as well as the Iraqi people, the country of Iraq has a real chance at freedom.

The long page of history has finally turned: U.S. Hands Back Anbar Province

Two years ago, Anbar Province was the most lethal place for American forces in Iraq. A U.S. marine or soldier died in the province nearly every day, and the provincial capital, Ramadi, was a moonscape of rubble and ruins. Islamic extremists controlled large pieces of territory, with some so ferocious in their views that they did not even allow the baking of bread.

On Monday, U.S. commanders formally returned responsibility for keeping order in Anbar Province, once the heartland of the Sunni insurgency, to the Iraqi Army and police. The ceremony, including a parade on a freshly paved street, capped one of the most significant turnabouts in the country since the war began five and a half years ago.

Over the past two years, the number of insurgent attacks against Iraqis and Americans has dropped by more than 90 percent. Al Qaeda in Mesopotamia has been severely degraded, if not crushed altogether, in large part because many local Sunnis, including former insurgents, have taken up arms against it.