Hilarious: Anorexic Cokehead Criticizes Sarah Palin

The newly gay actress, Lindsay Lohan, who became famous only because she had big tits when she was really young, has found it necessary to spread her retarded opinion upon the masses.

-Calling Palin a "Narrow-minded, media obsessed homophobe"

At least Matt Damon has talent. This carpetmuncher-in-training is only good for one thing… and I’ll let you figure that out.