Barack Obama is Kimbo Slice

It’s a phony. It is all a trick.

Millions of people were in love with Kimbo Slice… they really thought he was a real MMA fighter. Informed people, of course, knew he was a joke. But what happened was that his handlers manipulated the system to keep Kimbo from actually being tested. So he was given old has-beens to beat up on. And he won.

In the same type of way, The Barack Obama campaign maneuvered Obama around the media (which was helped by the fact that MSM is supporting him). But they put out what they wanted to put out and created a hype that has nearly catapulted him into the Presidency. It is a complete fa├žade. No media person can describe who Barack Obama really is? –Hey, everyone says he’s a great fighter so….

But what happened when Kimbo Slice had to fight an average, current MMA fighter? He got knocked out in less than 10 seconds. Barack Obama’s greatness is Kimbo’s greatness. -Controlled hype

Man Drives Drunk to Protest Drunk Driving Charge

My Hero:

VIENNA (Reuters) - An Austrian man, charged with drink driving, drove to a police station to complain about the charge whilst drunk, officials said on Monday.

The 65-year-old had his driving license and car keys first taken away from him on Sunday after driving while over the alcohol limit in the northern city of Linz.

He then went home, picked up his spare car keys, went back to the abandoned car and drove to police headquarters to explain why he was unhappy with the charge.

"When the driver tried to show police officers what had happened the first time, they detected he was still under the influence of alcohol," police said in a statement. The driver was charged a second time.

The Feeling of Indifference

In the back of my mind, I still don’t believe Barack Obama has a chance of winning the upcoming presidential election. And it would be very strange to hear the words: President Barack Hussein Obama; or The Leader of the Free World Barack Hussein Obama.

But I haven’t really been motivated this election cycle. Maybe it’s because this campaigning has been going on for what seems like 3 years now. I’m tired of it. I’m tired of politics. And I’m especially tired of political bloggers.

-I just realized that most of these blogger douchebags are nerds. These are the types of people that we would hold to the ground and wedgie. Hell, sometimes we would pick them up by the feet and stuff their head inside the toilet.

Although, my lack of enthusiasm might be because I didn’t really support any of the candidates on either side. -Obviously, not any Democrat. But the GOP side was just as bad. I mean Fred Thompson… give me a break! I had my heart set on Condoleezza Rice and that was it.

John McCain… sure I’m gonna vote for him over Neo but it is not like he’s a motivational speaker. The only time I was enthused about McCain was when the far-right started mindlessly attacking the man.

Anyway… the Cowboys better win this Sunday!

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Divorced Couple Saws House in Half

Conflict Resolution:

(LA Times) A couple in rural Cambodia has terminated their 18-year marriage with a divorce settlement that entailed sawing in two the wooden house they once shared, villagers said Friday.

The husband, 42-year-old Moeun Sarim, has taken away with him all the bits and pieces of his half a house, said his 35-year-old wife, Vat Navy.

"Very strange, but this is what my husband wanted," she said by phone from a village about 62 miles east of Cambodia's capital, Phnom Penh. She said they ended their marriage last month.

"He brought his relatives and used saws to cut the house in half," she said, adding that she now owns the other half that is still standing. The house is made from wood with a tile roof and propped up on wooden pillars, a typical style for a Cambodian country home.

Tim Robbins Gets Hollywood Star

A long time coming… considering that King Douchebag has had one for a few years already:

LOS ANGELES (AP) - Tim Robbins is known in Hollywood as an Academy Award-winning actor, director, activist and hockey fanatic. On Friday, he added comedian to his repertoire while getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

"I used to take the bus from here to Burbank to go to work," he recalled. "When the bus was late, I would walk up and down and throw my cigarettes down. Now I have the honor of having this done to my star."

Guests at the ceremony included Robbins' longtime partner, Susan Sarandon, as well as relatively diminutive actor Jack Black, who said he has known the tall, lanky Robbins for 25 years.

"I literally looked up to him," Black joked. "I actually became his stalker because I wanted to be part of his world."

Say what you will about Tim Robbins’ political views (which I will say are long past retarded and bordering insane), but the man is a damn good actor. My personal favorite isn’t the likes of "The Shawshank Redemption" or even "Mystic River"; but the hilariously funny movie, "Nothing to Lose". He and Martin Lawrence cracked me up in that movie.

Red Eye's Sarah Palin Profile

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Neo Buys 30 min. of Prime Time TV

Not looking good for the McCain Campaign:

Barack Obama has purchased a half-hour of primetime television on CBS and NBC, sources confirm.

The Obama campaign is producing a nationwide pitch to voters that will air on at least two broadcast networks. The ad will run Wednesday, Oct. 29, at 8 p.m. -- less than a week before the general election.

The direct purchase of such a large block of national airtime right before an election used to be more commonplace before campaigns began to focus their endgame strategies exclusively on battleground states. Such a move is not without precedent in modern presidential politics...

This just in… McCain is old.

There was a reason why Johnny Mac lost to President Bush in the 2000 Republican nomination. -He is not a campaigner. He does not hire elite campaign advisers. And the second presidential debate proved this to be true.

Nothing that Barack Obama does (or will ever do) makes me want to vote for him or his bullshit. But everything McCain does makes me upset that my gal, Condi Rice, wasn’t made VP during Bush’s second term and wasn’t groomed to take over this election (as I yelled for many times).

Do something! Because the last time I checked… this country is still at war.

My Friends, McCain Blew It

I like how all of the conservative blogs think McCain won the presidential debate and how all of the liberal blogs think Obama won.

But the simple reality is, is that John McCain lost. Barack Obama was streamlined and well spoken. McCain was avoiding questions and pretty much whining about the time allotted to Obama. It was pathetic.

You could tell what McCain was trying to do. –trying to go on the “offensive” against Barack’s lack of experience. But every time that he tried to lay a left jab on his jaw, Obama sidestepped and nailed McCain with a left hook. Especially when McCain left himself open on his judgment about the Iraq war.

I was watching to see some kind of onslaught on the part of the McCain campaign. But all I saw was desperation. And every time he said “my friends” I couldn’t help but lower my head and say, what the hell? The truth is, despite credibility, Obama looked presidential and McCain looked to be begging.

Great Movie Quotes (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)

There are so many in this movie that I can’t just pick one. So:

And that, I think, was the handle - -that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn't need that. Our energy would simply prevail. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark - that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

Watch the opening 5 minutes. Don't stop now! This is bat country!

If the pigs were gathering in Vegas, I felt the drug culture should be represented as well. And there was a certain bent appeal in the notion of running a savage burn on one Las Vegas hotel, and then just wheeling across town and checking into another. Me and a thousand ranking cops from all over America. Why not? Move confidently into their midst.

[narrating] Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming: Holy Jesus, what are theses goddamn animals?

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work.

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

and of course, my favorite of all:

Holy Moley! Cows are gonna kill me! Bisexuals are gonna kill me!

Will Palin Look Stupid at Debate?

I like Palin. However, I think tonight she will be clobbered by Joe Biden.

Like Obama, she will be forced to use vague generalities to counter Biden’s extensive knowledge of the wide range of issues.

But knowing Joe’s lack of brain-to-mouth filter, he might just scuttle the Obama campaign tonight.

-It is a must see

Update: Biden did better but no one really "won" the debate. It went pretty much as I expected. Although, Palin made me laugh. -she is so endearing