What the Hell is Going On?

Gas prices are falling

Wall Street is crumbling

People are killing each other at Wal-Mart and ToysRUs

A guy named Barack Hussein Obama has been elected President

Heath Ledger is dead

We’ve won the war in Iraq

No one cares about Afghanistan (my Marine buddy tells me they have day-long firefights out there)

My car has had two flat tires in less than two weeks

M. Night Shyamalan’s last movie was so horrible that I was confused for half a day

Detroit is asking for a bailout.

And holy shit... Miley Cyrus is worth a Billion dollars