Barack Obama is Like Paris Hilton’s Chihuahua

Barack Obama, to his outspoken liberal supporters, is like what Paris Hilton's Chihuahua is to her. It's an accessory that they use to feel special. Barack Obama is like a little dog that they carry in their handbags to show off.

They actually believe, in their self-absorbed minds, that just because they voted for Barack, or wrote songs for Barack, and went on TV to proclaim how much they loved Barack, that they are some kind of crusader against injustice and racism. As if simply voting for a black person negates their lifetime of greed, narcissism and hypocrisy.

In a weird way, the people who profess true love for Obama, believe that they own him.

Think about it. Where is the push to get Native Americans elected to public office? Because it seems to me that no one cares about their suffering.

White, liberal elites only pretend to care about the "hardships of the black man". You would think that because they spend so much time pretending to care about Blacks, that they would put Indians on their, "How can I feel special about myself " bullshit list. -When compared to Native Americans, black people didn't go through anything.

But I can't blame them... pretending to care about Native Americans doesn't really translate into votes. And it sure doesn't look good sticking out of a Versace handbag.

Obama Becomes President....

... who cares. I'm busy playing Call of Duty: W@W

Nigga be Racial Profiling!

Not that I like Whitey… but I’m amazed that our Liberal friends have not hit the streets in defense of White Supremacist groups who are unfairly being targeted for Neo’s historic inauguration ceremony.

I for one, am OUTRAGED:

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Hate crimes experts and law enforcement officials are closely watching white supremacists across the country as Barack Obama prepares next week to be sworn in as the first black president of the United States.

So far, there is no known organized effort to express opposition to Obama's rise to the presidency other than a call by the National Knights of the Ku Klux Klan for its members to wear black armbands as well as fly the U.S. flag upside down on Inauguration Day and Obama's first full day in office.

So far there is no plot to kill Obama. But because Obama is such a special half-blackey, the Government has been watching certain groups of a particular race...?


Hilarious: Fat Woman Told to use Zoo’s MRI

“I thought, I know I’m big, but I’m not as big as an elephant.”

When a 5-foot, 275-pound woman found out she had a tumor on her spine, she was told by her local hospital to go the zoo to have a MRI because a regular MRI machine could not hold her weight, reported.

Carolyn Ragan told the television station she discovered the tumor two years ago and, after the hospital told her she could not use their MRI machine, a medical assistant said he would help her find a solution.

So he suggested the Kansas City Zoo

Dear Obama, Where’s My Money!

For 24 years I have been awaiting the one who is so great that even before he has accomplished anything, the world has been saved.

Global warming is no more. Hurricanes will never again hit black neighborhoods. The educational system has been forever reformed. Al Qaeda no longer wants to behead your children.

Obviously, the Palestinian/Israeli conflict is now settled and peace has spread throughout the Middle East. And with the state of Illinois as a shining example; corruption in D.C. will finally come to an end.

And now that Barack Obama has promised me change… I expect to receive a huge entitlement check every month to help me climb out of debt. My fridge should always be stocked and my gas tank must be full at all times.

So hurry the hell up and get in office. I want my money… and hope… and change…….. Now!