Bill Clinton: How Dare the "Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy" Point out My Corruption, the Fact that I Cheated on my Wife, and that I Lied Under Oath

WASHINGTON — Bill Clinton says a vast, right-wing conspiracy that once targeted him is now focusing on President Barack Obama.

The ex-president made the comment in a television interview when he was asked about one of the signature moments of the Monica Lewinsky affair over a decade ago. Back then, first lady Hillary Rodham Clinton used the term "vast, right-wing conspiracy" to describe how her husband's political enemies were out to destroy his presidency.

Bill Clinton was asked on NBC's "Meet the Press" whether the conspiracy is still there. He replied: "You bet. Sure it is. It's not as strong as it was because America has changed demographically. But it's as virulent as it was."

Clinton said that this time around, the focus is on Obama and "their agenda seems to be wanting him to fail."

Why Is Barack Obama Going on Letterman?

Why the hell is Barack Obama going on David Letterman this Monday???

I mean instead of trying to smile your way to better approval ratings for a failed health-care push, why don't you try fixing the damn thing first?

Or I have an idea... why don't you make a cool, night vision sex tape with Paris Hilton. And that way you can become a true celebrity and forget about the whole, "Leader of the Free World" thing.

Obama Is Even More Phony Than John Edwards

Only one politician had the ability to instantly make me sick upon sight… before now.

And I never thought that there could be anyone… ever… as fake as John Edwards. But every time that I see Barack Obama, and then hear him speak, I get angry. I don’t know if it’s the typical liberal elitism or if President Obama has actually started believing his own Neo hype?

Either way, I’ve had about enough of this guy. And the funny thing is, is that I get the feeling that most of the people who voted for him have had about enough too.

-Our first black President is a damn disappointment.