Every time I get a new, fresh bag of sunflower seeds I tell myself that I'm going to open one shell, and eat one seed at a time. And for the first few minutes this is what I do. Everything is nice and neat.
Skip to 30 minutes later and there's a pound of shells scattered all over the carpet, my fingernails are blackened from sunflower seed gunk, and my teeth have so much shit in them, that I have to brush at least twice just to feel somewhat clean.
Freakin' Sunflower Seeds!