Jesus Follows Obama on Twitter

That's how awesome he is.


Jesus: Dammit! I lost a sandal earlier and I can't find it

Obama: Did you check the bathroom? Sometimes I kick my shoes off when I'm taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.

Jesus: Hey, good idea. Let me check.

Jesus: Well I'll be damned! it was behind the John.

Obama: There you go, Jesus.

Schumer Ready to Lead if Reid Leaves

Ya, that's a sweet title... I know.


Congressional Democrats make it very clear why everyone should [always] vote republican. that's what's going down here. America forgot how monumentally disastrous the Democratic Party can be... until they regained power and totally fucked up this country. And now, that the reminder has been made absolutely clear, voters will overthrow the insanity.

As for Chuck Schumer.... I kind of like him. When compared to Harry Reid, he's great.

As Reid Falters, Schumer Subtly Stands in the Wings

Hereafter with Matt Damon

I'm not quite sure what to think of this movie. Is Matt's character supposed to be that one douchebag guy who pretends to interact with people who have "passed on"?

But it must be a good story right? For Clint Eastwood to be directing it has to be.

I'm not sure what happens when you die but if you're stuck talking to Matt Damon... Then that kinda sucks

Find Me on Twitter.... Or Die?

I bowed down to the trend and Opened a Twitter account. Weeeee! I'm so excited You can check me out at

twitter.com/AsalamaTweetum

Obviously I got bored with Blogging... given that the right-wing went crazy and the left-wing is, well, still fucking nuts.

AsalamaTweetum Baby!

The Event on NBC

The Event on NBC is much in the fashion of Flash Forward on ABC.... Except Flash Forward was way better.

Not to mention I, like most people, guessed the Alien thing was going to come. At least I think that's what is going down here. Human like beings who don't age and have a hidden agenda. X-Files anyone?

And I'm still not quite sure about what is the "Event". Has it even happened yet... or was it the disappeared plane?

So far it's an okay show. However, what they should have done is just buy the rights to ABC's Flash Forward. I can't believe they cancelled that show!