Here are some of my best Twitter quotes ever:
-I have the killer instinct when it comes to laziness
-I don't argue. I just point out exactly how you're wrong.
-It's Impossible for me to be Racist.... I hate everyone equally.
-I think at the speed of sound
-Good things happen to those... who have the means and opportunity to secure good things.
-I'm not jealous..... I just know you're lying
-I wonder what the perfect pillow feels like?
-Love Life... and maybe one day, just maybe.... Life will Love you Back