How Republicans Win 2016

Step one: Nominate a charismatic candidate with new ideas and who isn't afraid to speak his fuckin' mind!
Step two: stay away from old, tired super-religious conservatives
Step 3: Play dirty
Step 4: play really dirty
Step 5: Play really, really dirty.
Step 6: Win at all costs.. you bunch of pansy-ass, timid, frightened automaton idiots!

We are never going to have the media on our side. And, as we saw during the 2012 campaign with President Obama, the most efficient way to claim the White House in modern times, is to hail outlandish accusations at your opponents. 
We watched Mitt Romney sit back while the Left dragged him through the mud; kicking him with steel-toed boots while mocking his religion and reveling in his failures. 
We watched John McCain (a war hero with decades of leadership) lose to the most unqualified presidential candidate in US history. [Let me say that again: The most unqualified presidential candidate in history]. Senator McCain thought he could 'rise above' negative campaigning; he thought being civil toward the opponent was what the country needed in a leader. -He basically took a shit in one hand and hoped in the other... and we all saw which hand filled up first.  
I want a candidate who is going to point out the stupidity of the opponent. I want someone who will have the guts to publicly laugh at the fact that a man with no qualifications, is actually trying to be president. I want a candidate who is going to say, "this is bullshit, we all know this is bullshit." -We have our issues. We have our message. We are on the right side of most arguments.... we simply need someone willing to do what it takes to win... otherwise, if we lose, being right means absolutely nothing.